['Sup, Vatheon? There is fanart on your SFC today. Pikachu fanart.]

Look what I made! Isn't it cute? Creativity originated in me. Hey, I'm feeling extra generous today so is there anything anybody wants to request?

[OOC | Obvs I don't own the fanart in this post, mmkay?]

Ehhh? I have to build the Great Wall of Hyundai again?

( Filtered to Kakeru | Easy to hack )

do you like JUSTICE?? how about the color BLUE???

if you said YES!!!! to either of those questions you should become the blue ranger

PREREQUISITES: must be good looking and fashionable while performing extremely difficult taekwondo maneuvers, must not belong to japan ヽ(●`Д´● )೨, must like blue.

[ OOC | Basically Korea was crying because of Hong Kong and saw a recruitment ad while drying his tears on some paper. He pretty much copied it and this is the result. Also, replies in regular font are audio, replies in this font are text. ]

[ Korea is so excited, he's downright red in the face. He holds the communicator not too far from him, though the view has quite a large gap to the side. Why's that? Why, Korea is hallucinating somebody, of course. A very special somebody. ]

We're all here now! See this? This is my lil' sis! That means I'm the only one allowed to touch her tits! You hear that Japan? I bet you're real jealous now. That's right!

[ Korea is now groping the air next to him. You don't want to wipe that look of his face and say it's all a lie now, do you? ]

[ The feed clicks on to some worried Korean rambling. The first five minutes are completely in Korean before he screams out "no way!" in Japanese. When he's resorting to Japanese, it's definitely no good. ]

I-It's no good! It's not good at all! In fact, it's a bad omen!

Maybe I could do an exorcism... Yeah, yeah! Those came from Korea -- I could do it!

[ . . . ]

No good! This really is all Japan's fault...!

( Filtered to Hong Kong | Hard to hack )

hey hey hye hey he hey hey heyy ehy heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!1

im not a pervert. (●`▽´● )೨

HEY JAPAN

YOU OWE ME!!!!!

when you get back.

btw party in hong kong's room!!!

It's about to happen, right? It should be happening back home right now! Listen, listen: it's lunar new year! That means fireworks! And food! And--!

[ A sudden pause. He speaks softly next, pretty disappointed: ]

We don't have any of that stuff...

How about we make it feel a little bit like new year? I think I can do that!

[ He rummages around, finally showing a small snowball dumpling. ]

Here, Hong Kong! I made this for you! By the way, I'm taking Highcliff. Eat up!

The kimchi is all gone...

You know, me and Hong Kong are moving. Give us food for house warming gifts! We'll take dogs as well!

Do you know what I reeeaaally want right now? Pepero! About that, Pepero is the best biscuit stick in the world! Peperoooo!!

( Filtered to Hong Kong | Easy to hack )

About the house warming gifts -- a cat is fine, too!

[ The monitor is a black and slowly blurs into view. It's zoomed in on Korea's curl, which looks rather excited. It's wiggling erratically, a reflection of Korea's face when he move the monitor's gaze. ]

Listen, listen! It came from--

Wait up, it's not like that! I found--

[ He looks like he's about to cry. ]

This is amaaazing!